Terms of Service

When you're on this site we ask you to be polite, respectful, decent and thoughtful. Act like a professional. Behave when visiting our site as you would when visiting a store with nice people in it, not as though you are an anonymous actor on the internet.

Our store is a service. We select good products and we try to make a pleasant experience. Everything we do is out of good will and the desire to make people happy without making the world a worse place than it is inherently.

That said, when you are on this site you are on the property of These Men Are Professionals, LLC. We reserve the right to block access to, delete the comments of, and shame and shun jerks. I bet we won't, though. I bet we'll handle it like decent, professional human beings.